If you were God, what would you do?

[CommanderL]

make a giant death star and park it right inside telescope viewing range just to troll the world


then i would give all the people i care about jedi power and knowledge

 

[hashtag]

I would disprove my own existence because I don't believe in God(s).

 

[kypsilon]

I would have to ponder everything that I knew as God, subdivide my vastness and create an entire universe with which to test my hypothesis about myself and then when everything was all done and an eternity was had by all I'd do something so incredibly amazing that only I could do because not only would I be God, but I would be the sum total of all knowledge and experience in all of creation.

Or I'd implode and something more bizarre would replace me from the remnants of my cosmic self.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Whatever the hell I felt like. I haven't got an agenda so I'd just play the game as the dice are rolled. I reckon I'd have to correct a few people though, but I do that on a daily basis anyway.

 

[Sagacious Zhu]

I'd personally and publicly disown every religious fundamentalist and extremist in the world. Any church that preached ignorance and intolerance would subsequently be destroyed by sapient grizzly bears with access to construction equipment.

Then, I'd create a gigantic spaceship, get a bunch of groovy people on board and explore the universe for all time

 

[willis888]

I'd personally and publicly disown every religious fundamentalist and extremist in the world. Any church that preached ignorance and intolerance would subsequently be destroyed by sapient grizzly bears with access to construction equipment.

Then, I'd create a gigantic spaceship, get a bunch of groovy people on board and explore the universe for all time

That sounds almost exactly like the Lady of Pain [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_of_Pain]

She resides in and has absolute authority over a city sized sphere that the multiverse flows around, that contains portals to and from everywhere, and is filled with people from many species - you can find angels and devils sitting next to eachother at a bar. All gods are banned from the city, and anyone who worships her meets a 'grisly' end.

 

[galaktar]

Create an entire species genetically programmed to tell me how awesome I am.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

My first decree as god

"You thought the last guy was a vengeful smiter? You ain't seen nothing yet"

Also give scientist all the knowledge of the universe. Then completely re-write the laws of physics, just to annoy them.