If you were going into battle, what weapons would you take? (REAL OR FICTIONAL)

[Purkki]

I don't need much. Just gimme some flamethrower and an Axtinguisher and I'll be just fine.

 

[Sammaul]

Can I just go with Kratos' gear?



Captcha: naltu necessary?

 

[Kraiiit]

The Portal Gun, a small brick, and an oversized plastic fork wrapped in barbed wire.

Let's see the historians figure THAT one out.

 

[Zipa]

Baneblade tank from warhammer, 10 barrel tank ftw.

 

[luckybreak]

That's a little to vague. I mean i am a pacifist. I am fine with fighting, just not with killing. Even then i just wont kill a being like a human or something similar enough intelligence wise or something along those lines were there more than just animals. I am fine with killing zombies and while I don't want to kill animals I would. So i need to know, how many zombies are there? Are the criminals integrated into the zombie horde? Are they working together or fighting each other? Can I somehow protect the criminals from the zombies. What did they do anyway? Are they rapist, or murderers,or thieves, or what? Is there a cure for the zombies? How dangerous are the zombies? The criminals? Your scenario is just to vague for someone who's answer is not just kill them all, and even then its still to imprecise because, what if all the criminals are weaponless and the zombies cant move 5 feet without falling apart? Or, what if the zombies are from Warhammer and the criminals are all supervillans? I just cant answer this question.

 

[Angry Camel]

A minigun with a chainsaw mounted onto it. Loaded with incendiary rounds for good measure. Also a katana for quiter situations.

Captcha - lunatic fridge. Dunno how that could work, maybe the enemy tries to get some food and get eaten themselves.

 

[DuskServent]

Can I use this?

If not, then this:

 

[SckizoBoy]

well, it only sucks by comparison because everyone else has guns that are even more awesome.
i second the las-gun, it's designed to be reliable and maintenance free and the lack of recoil should make it easy to control. It also could possibly punch through modern tank armor if you get enough shots in.

Las-Rifle from WH40k. Strong enough to dismember a man at medium range, lightweight, very duarable. Ammunition is light (literally, ha!) and can be recharged very easily. Accurate (though not as accurate as you'd expect a laser to be...), and can be toggled between semi-auto and fully automatic. Just a good all around gun. Shame it sucks so hard in the setting.

Ha! You guys can keep your lasrifles, I'm going for a pulse-rifle (longer range, higher strength, better AP).

Actually, screw all that, I'll have one of these:

Spoiler: Imperator Titan

The only weapon that can stomp a planet to death! =P

Baneblade tank from warhammer, 10 barrel tank ftw.

So your Baneblade can scurry away too!

 

[Generalissimo]

i would take:

primary; white phosphourous flamethrower (burns even while submerged or spaced)

secondary; plasma autorifle (timesplitters 3 model)

ternary: carnifax hand cannon (mass effect 2)

grenades; plasma stickies (halo)

melee; a 10 foot tall heavily spiked bludgeoning mace (my own personal invention)

armour; gears of war marine armour.

side power; super jump, allowing me to launch devestating surprise attacks.

 

[aashell13]

One Starship, please. orbital bombardment FTW!

 

[ScoopMeister]

A super-heated spork.

Yes, a super-heated spork.

 

[campofapproval]

The developer console.

this, the glaive from krull and the gravity gun, new/improved version

 

[schizow]

a endless supply of claymore should do just fine

 

[Zipa]

well, it only sucks by comparison because everyone else has guns that are even more awesome.
i second the las-gun, it's designed to be reliable and maintenance free and the lack of recoil should make it easy to control. It also could possibly punch through modern tank armor if you get enough shots in.

Las-Rifle from WH40k. Strong enough to dismember a man at medium range, lightweight, very duarable. Ammunition is light (literally, ha!) and can be recharged very easily. Accurate (though not as accurate as you'd expect a laser to be...), and can be toggled between semi-auto and fully automatic. Just a good all around gun. Shame it sucks so hard in the setting.

Ha! You guys can keep your lasrifles, I'm going for a pulse-rifle (longer range, higher strength, better AP).

Actually, screw all that, I'll have one of these:

Spoiler: Imperator Titan

The only weapon that can stomp a planet to death! =P

Baneblade tank from warhammer, 10 barrel tank ftw.

So your Baneblade can scurry away too!

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Pretty sure the baneblade and the Titan are on the same side, aka the imperium.

 

[k-ossuburb]

This because it's the most damn fun weapon you could ever get your hands on. I'm more of a melee weapon guy, so I'll probably keep a chainsword handy with me as well, but this gun will be my main source of entertainment.

 

[superstringz]

A gravity gun and portal gun with an MP-7 as a sidearm.

 

[teebeeohh]

well, it only sucks by comparison because everyone else has guns that are even more awesome.
i second the las-gun, it's designed to be reliable and maintenance free and the lack of recoil should make it easy to control. It also could possibly punch through modern tank armor if you get enough shots in.

Las-Rifle from WH40k. Strong enough to dismember a man at medium range, lightweight, very duarable. Ammunition is light (literally, ha!) and can be recharged very easily. Accurate (though not as accurate as you'd expect a laser to be...), and can be toggled between semi-auto and fully automatic. Just a good all around gun. Shame it sucks so hard in the setting.

Ha! You guys can keep your lasrifles, I'm going for a pulse-rifle (longer range, higher strength, better AP).

Actually, screw all that, I'll have one of these:

Spoiler: Imperator Titan

The only weapon that can stomp a planet to death! =P

Baneblade tank from warhammer, 10 barrel tank ftw.

So your Baneblade can scurry away too!

pulse rifle may be stronger but relies on power cores that you can't recharge by putting them in the sun. since we are fighting zombies this will most likely be a zombie apocalypse and a weapon that is more reliable wins over the more powerful one. and taking a titan is just lame cheating, you most likely will not have the training, team or implants to run that thing while i have just to pull a trigger.

 

[aei_haruko]

The eternal mangekyo sharingan, and for real life explosives, a bus, and a semiatoumatic rifle

 

[Richardplex]

A R.Y.N.O. Rip your enemies a new one while appropriate music plays.

 

[Spaloooooka]

Obviously:

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Or;

My weapons:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/improvement/4289786

and this bad-ass VVV (not a zombie) forever pumping justin bieber and jessica black into their heads