If you were going to start a religion, what would it be?

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SassyCarrot

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I would start a religion where we worship a bearded, shiny man on a cloud who can walk on water, rose from the dead and flew up into the sky. Huh? That sounds kinda familar...
 

Nebr66

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The Divine Church of Ass-Kickery. Everyone would meet up once a week and round-house kick sinners into oblivion.
 

A Weary Exile

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Pokemonianity.

ALL HAIL ARCEUS, OUR ONE TRUE GOD!
Arceus is a false prophet! Lend your faith to the one true creator, Mew, and ye shall be saved!
 

TriggerHappyAngel

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a Duke Nukem cult, where the only rules are that you have to act and talk like The Duke and that there are no rules! >:D
 

ArcWinter

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An philosophical one, where we just follow our holy quest for absolute freedom. Actually, I have made a religion like this. I just need a name. Any suggestions?
 

The Only

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i would make one up. and it will invole worshiping a toaster.
i am serious i love my bagels hot!!
 

Tharwen

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One where everyone is in fact the same spirit, but it is reincarnated into every creature on the planet exactly once. Because everyone is effectively the same being, it's a good idea not to be a dick to other people/creatures. Maybe I could add something about all of these reincarnations being queued up and the better you are in your life, the closer to the end of the queue you get, meaning that you are closer to eternal peace. That may not be very good motivation though...