If you were going to start a religion, what would it be?
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The church of anti-emoism. A church where everyone is genuinely happy, and whining, being sappy, men wearing makeup, undeserved selfpitty and all the other stuff is sin that leads to the great bellow. A place where you are molested by teletubbies...
Maybe I went a little far there, but it's still not as bad as many of the religions we have today.
Maybe I went a little far there, but it's still not as bad as many of the religions we have today.
You have 1 member already. If only we could all be like him, with the power of fwoosh.The_Great_Milenko said:
The Church of Spock. Not of Vulcan, of SPOCK.
Every Sunday, we would gather at church, watch an episode of Star Trek, and observe how Spock behaves in the dire situation of the episode. Then we will meditate on his decision, and try to incorporate his logical ways into our hearts.
All hail Spock! Live long and prosper.
Every Sunday, we would gather at church, watch an episode of Star Trek, and observe how Spock behaves in the dire situation of the episode. Then we will meditate on his decision, and try to incorporate his logical ways into our hearts.
All hail Spock! Live long and prosper.
Perhaps it could be fundamentalist nudism. I don't think that's been established.ArcWinter said:
Probably. The only problem with nudism is that I like to wear clothes (they are just so soft), and a religion that rejects clothes would not work in northern US where I live.-Zen- said:
Oh, and OP - if you're mocking Christianity/Catholicism, just say that it's plagiarism of Egyptian mythology, and a bad one at that.
One with really expensive "enlightenment fees" that get sent to me, tax free!
We would also support video games, and spend a certain amount of all (except for me) of our incomes to supprt a game that is having financial trouble.
Or I would have the Frisbeeterian church, whose sole idea is that when you die your soul gets stuck up on the roof and you can't get it down.
We would also support video games, and spend a certain amount of all (except for me) of our incomes to supprt a game that is having financial trouble.
Or I would have the Frisbeeterian church, whose sole idea is that when you die your soul gets stuck up on the roof and you can't get it down.
Fair enough. Nudism just seemed to be the most freedom-centric ideology (in the non-political sense) that I could think of while maintaining a certain level of humor. It appears I did not.ArcWinter said:
Alright, time for serious suggestions. Possibly.
Erm.
Acontraindism
TriggerHappyAngel said:a Duke Nukem cult, where the only rules are that you have to act and talk like The Duke and that there are no rules! >
except to kick ass, and look good while doing it, all new members get balls of steel!
my religion; The church of the crunch, because this world knows nothing of the crunch!
Oh yeah well i have something to say to that BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! and so on.The Disk Thrower said:TriggerHappyAngel said:a Duke Nukem cult, where the only rules are that you have to act and talk like The Duke and that there are no rules! >
except to kick ass, and look good while doing it, all new members get balls of steel!
my religion; The church of the crunch, because this world knows nothing of the crunch!