I would spend my life with the person I love until she finally dies. Go insane with grief spend years locked up learning every fighting form in the world. Then return to the world, Gun in hand and rid the world of "imperfections".
If you were immortal what would you do?
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If anything like HHGTTG, I would become INCREDIBLY bored after the first couple hundred years however rich I got.
I would carefully work up a scheme... an evil one...
First, I would burn off those pesky fingertips. Damn them.
Stage 1 evil plan: Start a serial killing spree, never showing my face, doing some strange body part cut off thing... I dunno, like taking a bone. Then another. And make a headless skeleton out of stolen bones.
Stage 2: Fade to obscurity, be unsolved crime for 500 years.
Stage 3: Kill police big wig, take skull, instill fear that I'm back.
Stage 4: Get copies of someone's fingerprints as my own. Commit new chain of murders and put religion-mocking symbols drawn with victims blood. Leave person's prints all over. Make sure he has no alibi.
Stage 5: Make sure guy gets caught, with death penalty.
Stage 6: Spend many years killing and making money. Change prints again.
Stage 7: Pay scientists with stolen money from murders to make cloning machine.
Stage 7: Clone self. Commit more of the same themed murders with the old prints. All. Over. The world.
Stage 8: Sneak into white house by having hacker payed by murder money make it seem like nothing's happening. Also, kill guard and make anti-America symbols on white house wall.
Stage 9: While everyone's distracted, kill most everyone guarding president without commotion. Kidnap president of the time, without showing my face.
Stage 10: Get out of white house by using president of the time as human shield, without showing my face.
Stage 11: Have president of the time give me Nuclear launch codes.
Stage 12: Hold world ransom. Have clones kill leaders of world, if leader's guards resist, I nuke them.
Stage 13: Nuke them Bitches anyway! Fly away in that time's space ship with a few loyal men and women. Also, without supplies. (I can't die of hunger, why way myself down with stupid food and drink?)
Stage 14: Return to earth with men and women once the nuclear things die down. Repopulate earth with me as the leader.
Stage 15 (end): Rule forever!
The five hundred year wait is so new space ships can be designed and I can get away, Dur.
First, I would burn off those pesky fingertips. Damn them.
Stage 1 evil plan: Start a serial killing spree, never showing my face, doing some strange body part cut off thing... I dunno, like taking a bone. Then another. And make a headless skeleton out of stolen bones.
Stage 2: Fade to obscurity, be unsolved crime for 500 years.
Stage 3: Kill police big wig, take skull, instill fear that I'm back.
Stage 4: Get copies of someone's fingerprints as my own. Commit new chain of murders and put religion-mocking symbols drawn with victims blood. Leave person's prints all over. Make sure he has no alibi.
Stage 5: Make sure guy gets caught, with death penalty.
Stage 6: Spend many years killing and making money. Change prints again.
Stage 7: Pay scientists with stolen money from murders to make cloning machine.
Stage 7: Clone self. Commit more of the same themed murders with the old prints. All. Over. The world.
Stage 8: Sneak into white house by having hacker payed by murder money make it seem like nothing's happening. Also, kill guard and make anti-America symbols on white house wall.
Stage 9: While everyone's distracted, kill most everyone guarding president without commotion. Kidnap president of the time, without showing my face.
Stage 10: Get out of white house by using president of the time as human shield, without showing my face.
Stage 11: Have president of the time give me Nuclear launch codes.
Stage 12: Hold world ransom. Have clones kill leaders of world, if leader's guards resist, I nuke them.
Stage 13: Nuke them Bitches anyway! Fly away in that time's space ship with a few loyal men and women. Also, without supplies. (I can't die of hunger, why way myself down with stupid food and drink?)
Stage 14: Return to earth with men and women once the nuclear things die down. Repopulate earth with me as the leader.
Stage 15 (end): Rule forever!
The five hundred year wait is so new space ships can be designed and I can get away, Dur.
Since i'm immortal i can die (yes i know you know that) but i'd still feel pain and emotions. So once I become immortal I would first test the limits of which I can go to and...ahh what the hell!! I would most probably first hide from the government (because knowing them, they'll be like "let's test him , and learn his secret so all our soldiers can be like him and win the war in middle east) and second , try and live a normal life
But by immortality, do you stop ageing or by you keep ageing but never die. If it's the former than I hope i gain immortality at 20 and if it's the latter than screw it, find a way to die
edit: Screw dying , I'd join a religion and tell them I'm the true pope / jesus / prophet and become awesome and a sign of hope of course and prove scientology wrong that would be fun
But by immortality, do you stop ageing or by you keep ageing but never die. If it's the former than I hope i gain immortality at 20 and if it's the latter than screw it, find a way to die
edit: Screw dying , I'd join a religion and tell them I'm the true pope / jesus / prophet and become awesome and a sign of hope of course and prove scientology wrong that would be fun
I would go into my school with a knife and kill my self infront of one of my enemy.
then a day later i would go back in and walk near him and he would say something like 'you killed yourself yesterday' and i would be like 'how come im right here then'. And then i would just say stuff to em just to mess with their heads lol.
then a day later i would go back in and walk near him and he would say something like 'you killed yourself yesterday' and i would be like 'how come im right here then'. And then i would just say stuff to em just to mess with their heads lol.
Burn down old peoples homes and houses.
Old people burning old people burning ! Put your hands in the air !
Old people burning old people burning ! Put your hands in the air !
I'd educate myself as much as possible and get into politics, probably diplomacy. With unlimited time on my hands, maybe I could shape the world into something better.
I'd also keep saving up money until I could start my own entertainment industry, make games, movies, and write, not to make money, but to tell stories. And I'd be a walking monument of history, sharing stories of ages past with anyone interested, and help historians and archeologists with whatever I could.
I'd also keep saving up money until I could start my own entertainment industry, make games, movies, and write, not to make money, but to tell stories. And I'd be a walking monument of history, sharing stories of ages past with anyone interested, and help historians and archeologists with whatever I could.