If you were immortal what would you do?

[Xero Scythe]

I would probably stay quiet for a bit, and after a few years of planning, stage a massive, one-man attack on the capitols of the world.
Then, I'd eventually wrest control from the established powers, and rule the world indefinitely. Naturally, there would be plenty of assassination attempts, but what do I care?

Either that or be incredibly bored and be the only person on this website in three hundred years.

hey, Neonbob, hasn't this thread been done recently? like, within two weeks recent?

*bangs head on desk*
You're not going to let me live that down, are you?
I'm sorry.
Is that better?

I would dance with a bear.

Hah!
What kind of dance would you have it do with you?
I don't think they're built for waltzes.

well, minus the whole bang head on desk thing, i think we're even. okay?

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Spend every single last waking moment trying to find some way to make myself mortal because eternal life would be a really fucking bad thing to go through.

 

[Neonbob]

well, minus the whole bang head on desk thing, i think we're even. okay?

Ah.
Phew.
I was worried there would be someone in the background of every thread from now on, who would put that up right after me...which would be quite awkward.

*shakes hand*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would probably stay quiet for a bit, and after a few years of planning, stage a massive, one-man attack on the capitols of the world.
Then, I'd eventually wrest control from the established powers, and rule the world indefinitely. Naturally, there would be plenty of assassination attempts, but what do I care?

Either that or be incredibly bored and be the only person on this website in three hundred years.

hey, Neonbob, hasn't this thread been done recently? like, within two weeks recent?

*bangs head on desk*
You're not going to let me live that down, are you?
I'm sorry.
Is that better?

I would dance with a bear.

Hah!
What kind of dance would you have it do with you?
I don't think they're built for waltzes.

Damn, thats what I wanted to do... I come up with something, dont worry.

 

[psijac]

open a savings account with a penny. Take a 1,000 year nap. Compounded annually at 3% I would have enough money to pay off our current national debt

 

[quiet_samurai]

Beside hurl my body off of highly elevated objects? Join the UFC or something, or the circus.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I'm not sure... Since I would be absolutely immortal, I would get rich by any means necessary. I hear oil rigs pay you well.

Then after I got money, I would use it to make more money. After I got enough money, I could gather a group of followers, become a god, take over the world and after that, hard to say. Being a god would be cool.

Take over the galaxy?

 

[crudus]

Killing said bastards will create a massive power vacuum, where other bastards will get into power claiming to be opposing the ideals of the previous bastards, but will take power and do the traditional revolution thing of claiming that the revolutionaries are enemies of the revolution and have them executed (Like the Soviet Revolution and the '79 Iranian one). Being either exiled for not dieing or being imprisoned forever is not on my to do list.

I'm not sure I see the problem. Just be persistent or not care.

 

[Zombie Badger]

Killing said bastards will create a massive power vacuum, where other bastards will get into power claiming to be opposing the ideals of the previous bastards, but will take power and do the traditional revolution thing of claiming that the revolutionaries are enemies of the revolution and have them executed (Like the Soviet Revolution and the '79 Iranian one). Being either exiled for not dieing or being imprisoned forever is not on my to do list.

I'm not sure I see the problem. Just be persistent or not care.

The problem is that no matter how often you kill the bastards in charge, and lead the people to try to make a happy society, someone will always ending up corrupting it, often leaving it in a worse state than before (Compare Russia and Iran pre and post revolution, and also compare with Oceania in 1984), and being immortal, the state would realise that you couldn't die and imprison you for eternity. As attractive as eternal life is, eternal insanity from being alone in a cell is not.

 

[Freakydemon]

It was a refrence to Jonlajoie's character named MC Vagina, singing about his gansta life xD
Sry for the dubble post, kinda fucked up there, sry
Any idea how I can delete this post xD?

 

[Freakydemon]

Burn down old people's homes and houses.

That's it? You think too small, my friend...

It was a refrence to Jonlajoie's character named MC Vagina, singing about his gansta life xD

Sry for the dubble post, kinda fucked up there, sry

 

[AvsJoe]

Burn down old people's homes and houses.

That's it? You think too small, my friend...

It was a refrence to Jonlajoie's character named MC Vagina, singing about his gansta life

Link me to a song or YouTube video, I want to hear more of this McVag.