If you were in Aliens, who would you take with you and why?

[ChromeAlchemist]

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Would be more interesting if you had to pick human characters, or else everyone would just pick someone who is immortal or close to it. You'll get things like this:

Silver Surfer

Or this

Kratos if i wanted to survive without a hitch but I would also take some people i hate to use as bait

They will have to do nothing but sit back and watch the ship burn, knowing that when they wake up nothing will be left but ashes. Good or bad, who knows.
And how many are we allowed?


-Nomad/Jake Dunn (Guy from Crysis, power suit)

-Michael Ford (despite having a voice like a bag of gravel going through a grinder)

-Riddick (with the acidic blood perhaps he might not last long though, he specialises in close combat)

-Samus Aran? (perhaps a bit too easy, maybe because she's tehnically half-chozo we will omit her)

-Joanna Dark (Shielding, variety of weapons, a goddamned farsight XR20 and a fucking Laptop gun, I could browse at my leisure, then slap it on a wall and sit back, watching the fuckers getting turned into swiss cheese)

Batman! He has experience!

Also Judge Dredd.

Who the hell comes up with these crossovers?

I don't know, but Dredd isn't allowed to be that cool, it should be illegal.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Alex Mercer. He could go consume the aliens. End of story.

...By "taking him with me," I mean "sending him and inviting him to make the alien planet his new home." It's for the best.

 

[Mozared]

A predator seems an obvious choice.

Also, Zeratul, Terminator and the Lich King.

 

[r4ndom]

Mastermind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastermind_(Jason_Wyngarde)#Powers_and_abilities

It would be amusing to watch him convince the Aliens to queue up and get into an airlock.

Obviously, we would be sipping gin and tonics in a quiet room somewhere, laughing as they all get sucked out into space.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

James Bond (Daniel Craig version).
He would make all aliens scratch his balls before he kills them.

 

[Flour]

A Grey Knight [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Grey_Knights#General].

 

[KarumaK]

Genie from Aladdin.

I've got all powerful magic with me I am not worried about a fucking xenomorph.

 

[Flamed up]

i would take a jedi. the lightsaber would negate the effects of acid blood by cauterising the wound instantly, plus their super-tuned reflexes would make them faster than any facehugger.
In all honesty, though, i'd take the president of the USA. after all,he has authorisation to the nukes of the whole country.

A Jedi is a pretty good idea. But you'll need a Sith Lord, not some goody-two-shoes Jedi Knight who'll ponder morality at the first sign of danger.

Great idea, there is only one problem. Why would a Sith Lord help a petty mortal such as yourself?

 

[NimbleJack3]

i would take a jedi. the lightsaber would negate the effects of acid blood by cauterising the wound instantly, plus their super-tuned reflexes would make them faster than any facehugger.
In all honesty, though, i'd take the president of the USA. after all,he has authorisation to the nukes of the whole country.

A Jedi is a pretty good idea. But you'll need a Sith Lord, not some goody-two-shoes Jedi Knight who'll ponder morality at the first sign of danger.

Great idea, there is only one problem. Why would a Sith Lord help a petty mortal such as yourself?

Because he's stuck inside the space station/temple with you? Dunno. It's hypothetical and does not merit much thought.

 

[gRiM_rEaPeRsco]

Thomas the tank engine. /thread

 

[Flamed up]

Because he's stuck inside the space station/temple with you? Dunno. It's hypothetical and does not merit much thought.

Good point.

In that case, I'll go for Chuck Norris.

 

[Vrex360]

A sangheili army is the obvious choice.

Not that I need the help, I can take 'em all down... with THESE man, my MITS.

*pumps fists into the air and grunts*

 

[TwistedEllipses]

God.

...slight flaw, I don't believe in him...but I'm sure I can work around that...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Blackula....

 

[Penumbra]

A Redsuit.

You gonna survive 100%.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Batman! He has experience!

Also Judge Dredd.

Who the hell comes up with these crossovers?

.....

DON"T JUDGE ME!