Monster Hunter will be made available for all platforms, sequels will be required to cater to all platforms the original was released on or their logical successors, there will be no on-disc DLC, there will be no DRM, or anything else that unnecessarily wastes consumers' time before playing the game, games will have to work offline when in singleplayer, and disconnection to the internet shall not disrupt a singleplayer game except where elements of multiplayer are incorporated, games will have a mandatory playtesting and debugging period and developers will be compensated somewhat for this, games in Australia will cost the same as games in Europe, all developers and publishers will be forced to give frank replies to any questions posed by players, the consumer will own everything on the disc that they buy, and will be able to resell it afterwards at no extra loss of value beyond physical wear and tear and expected second-hand pricing, only free-to-play games will be allowed to incorporate microtransactions, games must have a maxiumum of two editions on launch, and these will be standard across all retailers, all games with customisable main characters must have multiple voice options and be able to choose between both genders, Bioware will be forced to make Mass Effect 3 again, but with oversight from fans of my choosing, FROMSoftware will be forced to accept input from myself in all future Armored Core games, which will receive support in the US and EU regions of equal value to that received in Japan, and games must be approved by me personally before they can be sold anywhere, which will cost nothing to the developer (just put that in in case I missed something), and embargos on reviews of games that have been received early shall be lifted 2 weeks before the release of said game, and lastly a maximum reasonable Breast Bounciness Coefficient will be established and applied to all future games.
I never said it was going to be fair.