If you were in Kick-Ass what would youre name/suit/ability be?

[Jark212]

That Guy!!

I'd fight evil so quickly people would say "Who was That Guy!!" Quickly followed by "Where did all there dead bodies come from??"

 

[Quaxar]

Spoiler

I would be the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber, and I would strike fear into the hearts of lesser webcomics! Ka-zah!!!

http://www.orlandoweekly.com/blog/images/star-wars-anonymous-rebel-pilot-sees-what-u-did-there.jpg

OT: I want to be Captain Lazy. Always there where no crime is conducted!

 

[KiruTheMant]

I wanna be THE NINJA,Whom makes a posts just SECONDS BEFORE YOU!MUAHAHA!

 

[CJ1145]

I'd be the Nightwatch. Use a bo staff (actually a janitor's mop without the moppy part) to kick ass all around.

 

[presidentjlh]

I would be Uncoordinated Lad, with the power of fail.

I die fighting a mugger.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

i would be... MURDERMAN.

and i fucking kill everyone cause everyone must DIE

 

[GreyEarth]

What do you mean "were" ?

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

If I was, I would be called The Detective, I would dress in a grey suit, brown trenchcoat and fedora hat, along with a batman mask underneath (minus the ears) and heavy duty brown boots. my gimmick would be an absolute adherence to the law (leaving evidence at scenes where I'd taken down criminals, trying to following procedure, just from outside the law). basically, like a freelance police-man.

And of course I'd have a grapple gun, because you can't be a real superhero without a grapple gun.

 

[HitcH55]

What do you mean "were" ?

Of course fine sir, forgive me for my mistake. PH34R not for your secret is safe with me

 

[HitcH55]

And of course I'd have a grapple gun, because you can't be a real superhero without a grapple gun.

True true

 

[SturmDolch]

I would dress as Darth Vader. When I get to the crime scene, criminals would think, "Oh shit Darth Vader!" and flee. If they don't, I pull out my lightsaber and then criminals would think, "Oh shit, lightsaber!" and flee. If not, I get shot.

 

[HitcH55]

I pull out my lightsaber

Arent there laws against that kind of thing

 

[HitcH55]

Bump lol

 

[Drakmeire]

I would be the electro-spector and wear a white trenchcoat and hood and since none of the heroes in Kick-ass have abilities neither would I so I would just carry around a bunch of tasers.

 

[HitcH55]

OK just saw Kick-Ass for a second time and its just as awesome as the first time - Hit Girl is still the star of that movie in my opinion!

I heart Mindy McReedy (not in a paedo way) lol

 

[thehorror2]

I would be Hardcase, dressed in a suit made of various bits of sports padding and kevlar vests, and my ability would be nothing other than a ridiculous capacity for injury. Between my sturdiness and the Hardcase suit, I'd beat villains through sheer attrition.

 

[HitcH55]

So how cheap would kevlar plates be, im pretty sure i could sew some into a bodysuit, this could actually be a viable venture...

 

[HitcH55]

I would be Hardcase, dressed in a suit made of various bits of sports padding and kevlar vests, and my ability would be nothing other than a ridiculous capacity for injury. Between my sturdiness and the Hardcase suit, I'd beat villains through sheer attrition.

So you mean have them beat you until they got tired enough that you could just push them over? Wasnt that the Homer Simpson strategy when he faced Drederick Tatem?

 

[Xojins]

I'd probably keep 'Xojins' as my name, as I haven't really seen anyone use it before. I'd want extreme acrobatics/free-running to be my power. I'd probably use hook-swords as my weapon, just because they're so badass.

 

[HitcH55]

I'd probably keep 'Xojins' as my name, as I haven't really seen anyone use it before. I'd want extreme acrobatics/free-running to be my power. I'd probably use hook-swords as my weapon, just because they're so badass.

Ah, like Michelle Chow in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, good choice on weapons sir