If you were in Kick-Ass what would youre name/suit/ability be?

[ma55ter_fett]

"Lunar wolf", I would wear a suit of metal power armor with a wolf head helmet, my main weapons would be preditor style blades on my wrists.

 

[HitcH55]

I love the term 'power armour'

Sounds quite Wolverine-y

 

[thehorror2]

I would be Hardcase, dressed in a suit made of various bits of sports padding and kevlar vests, and my ability would be nothing other than a ridiculous capacity for injury. Between my sturdiness and the Hardcase suit, I'd beat villains through sheer attrition.

So you mean have them beat you until they got tired enough that you could just push them over? Wasnt that the Homer Simpson strategy when he faced Drederick Tatem?

YES.

 

[Mr. Grey]

I'd be Top Cane Bucket. TCB for short.

And with my top hat, cane and bucket full of miracles... I will destroy villainy wherever it may be!

 

[Hollock]

I would be the chimmney sweep!

 

[HitcH55]

I'd be Top Cane Bucket. TCB for short.

And with my top hat, cane and bucket full of miracles... I will destroy villainy wherever it may be!

So theres no hole in said bucket?

 

[HitcH55]

I would be the chimmney sweep!

Any particular reason?

 

[Communist partisan]

Name: totall awesome motherf***er. abillity: making all my wishes come true. suit: a copy of the clothers the gang have in a clockwork orange.

 

[HitcH55]

Name: totall awesome motherf***er. abillity: making all my wishes come true. suit: a copy of the clothers the gang have in a clockwork orange.

Interesting, is that magic box from Lost per chance

 

[rekabdarb]

http://view.thespectrum.net/series/eden-volume-01.html?ch=Volume+04&page=12

I'd either be one of the mindless drones... or the badass jumpin around and stabbing people... sigh i wish

 

[Gauntes]

I'll name myself The Escapist
and my suit power would be to leave the movie and have a drink..

Found trailer to be on par with Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans
so I probably won't see it until one of my friends go to see it AND confirms it to be a movie worth seeing and paying.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

"The Furry", in a fursuit. And the ability to destroy anyone's mind with my masses of 34!

ARGH, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

OT: The Crappiest Superhero; the power of explosive diahorrea.

Cookie for whoever knows where it came from.

HAR HAR HAR

 

[HT_Black]

I'm The Bathrobe. My enchanted bathrobe gives me superhuman abilities, as well as a slew of crippling health problems, the ability to vaprize people's minds by parting my robe beffore them, and a bad habit of only speaking in Liefeldian prose.

 

[Mr. Grey]

I'd be Top Cane Bucket. TCB for short.

And with my top hat, cane and bucket full of miracles... I will destroy villainy wherever it may be!

So theres no hole in said bucket?

Goodness no! How else will I splash my eye melting acid dust on people?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd be Captain Promiscuous. Clad in a tight white bodysuit and mask with pink hearts on my shoulders, hands, and forehead, I'd beat the shit out of evil with my white budoku and shamelessly flirt with distressed damsels.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Creeping Reaper. Silenced rifle with thermal imaging and visible light scopes, silenced pistol, directional microphone with parabolic dish, occasional use of interesting chemistry ... like a cross between al-Qaeda and the pIRA but rather fussy about who gets hurt ... and my suit would be whatever would blend in or camouflage, depending on the situation, with kevlar and titanium scale mail under it ... not that that'd matter because I wouldn't actually get any screen time. I'd just leave anonymous notes like "conspicuous car" or "check your mirrors more often" for the idiot and occasionally drop a mugger like a sack of sh*ahem*spuds from off-screen.

 

[Hollock]

I would be the chimmney sweep!

Any particular reason?

Nope, well yes. The Costume, and the catch phrase Chim Chim Cherriee