If you were in porn, what would your name be?

[Brawndo]

I'd be "Big Buford" (like the Checkers' sandwich for you fellow Americans). It's not so much the "big" part, but rather I think alliteration is sexy

 

[Kopikatsu]

...I'd be Screwbacca.

Yanno, 'cause I'm big and hairy.

 

[Trivun]

I'd cater to a specific niche area of porn, I'd only ever appear in films when wearing a trollface mask. And I'd have the name 'Bro Chuffley', just because I could...

 

[LobsterFeng]

Huggies. My name would be Huggies.

 

[MarlaminLTarmiko]

My name is Jack Thomas.
My porn name would be John Thomas.

 

[Gralian]

Simon Says.

If Simon says you should spank your twin sister with a paddle, guess what you're doing.

 

[michiehoward]

Booty Beautastic, hey just saying.

 

[Fwee]

Chud McCrybaby.
Because that's what I am, and what I do in porn.

...P.S. Fucking Captcha...

 

[failsauce]

I would be Fuckleberry Hinn. Yeah I'm a Twain fan.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Just to creep people out:
"Little Red Riding Hood"
lulz.
Or for awesome:
"Skeletor" ... Get it? Bone, skeleton?... It's funny damn it!

 

[bombadilillo]

You know the game where you take your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on for your porn name?

Mine is Jason Singletree.

so I'd go with that.

 

[noble cookie]

"Long Dong Silver"

But if I had to use that middle name/street thing, then my pornstar name is...

..."Vincent Neerings", not sure if that's upperclass or plain fucking retarded.

 

[Easton Dark]

You know the game where you take your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on for your porn name?

Mine is Jason Singletree.

so I'd go with that.

I only know of the 'First pet and street you grew up on'.

So it's 'Smokey Briarwood' for me.

 

[Khenal Baroney]

You know the game where you take your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on for your porn name?

Mine is Jason Singletree.

so I'd go with that.

Alen Willow, then.

...My porn name isn't very good

 

[Tharwen]

You know the game where you take your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on for your porn name?

Mine is Jason Singletree.

so I'd go with that.

Eh... I'd be Guy Sutton.

It's probably better than anything I'd ever come up with myself.

 

[Carlston]

Berry.

Berry McCockiner

 

[TCPirate]

Ben Dover. Simple.

 

[NJ]

Sir Shags-A-Lot.

 

[BGH122]

Chud McCrybaby.
Because that's what I am, and what I do in porn.

...P.S. Fucking Captcha...

I'm liking McCrybaby over here. Nice action. Get a good zoom on his tears.

Mine would be "Czterystaczterdzieściczterymiliardyczterystaczterdzieściczterymilionyc zterystaczterdzieściczterytysiąceczterystaczterdziestoczteroletni" and I'd regularly turn to the partner and say "What's my name?"

Frick! CAPTCHA'd