If you were in porn, what would your name be?

[ThatDaveDude1]

Rock Hardcock.

 

[Tartarga]

I'd be Chuck McDongahue. It has a nice ring to it you think?

 

[Klumpfot]

Easy. Professor Poon.

 

[tehfeen83]

Oliver Tits.

 

[loc978]

By pornstar name rules I'm obliged to call myself Joe Killingsworth.

 

[Biosophilogical]

You know the game where you take your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on for your porn name?

Mine is Jason Singletree.

so I'd go with that.

James Crestwood ... that could work ... though maybe for a niche sex group that like penises to be dressed up like cockatoos (because crestwood)

 

[solemnwar]

By middle-name + streetname methods I'd be "Anne Linden". Boo.

Other than that, I'd choose Du Mi Nao

 

[NJ]

The Destroyer. Classy yet terrifying.

Ravage dat azz! Ravage dat azz!

 

[Davey Woo]

Ummm I don't know...
Davey Danglesalot?

Terrible... Terrible

EDIT: The pornstar name thing I heard was your first pet's name and your street name.
Rafferty Pelham. Upperclass porn fortw.

 

[Superior Mind]

Using that thing that includes your first street name I would get 'Tuatoru' - which is stupid, it basically means 'third' in Maori and might result in the odd devil's threesome. I have not interest in that.

I'd go with something dignified and ill-fitting. Baron Bertrand Thaddius Chesterfield Weatheron the Third, (DSO, ISO, OBE, WTF, OMG)

 

[Logic 0]

I would be called the MANWHICH!

Because it sounds delicious.

 

[nima55]

Zoey Smexybritchs. Cause i think that's a funny name

 

[artanis_neravar]

...I'd be Screwbacca.

Yanno, 'cause I'm big and hairy.

I would be Hand Solo, and I would only do masturbation scenes

EDIT: and I always shoot first

 

[pixiejedi]

...I'd be Screwbacca.

Yanno, 'cause I'm big and hairy.

I would be Hand Solo, and I would only do masturbation scenes

EDIT: and I always shoot first

Win, /thread


If I had to add something it would be Jabba the Slut, but I'm not fat or anything

 

[taciturnCandid]

Lu the Lucent

Because it rolls off the tongue easily

 

[freakydan]

I only know of the 'First pet and street you grew up on'.

So it's 'Smokey Briarwood' for me.

...I'm Bobo Summer. I don't like this game.

OT: I'd go with something foreign sounding, like Anton Roxoff or something.

 

[Eofofo]

Mocha Cream. Think about it.