If you were in porn, what would your name be?

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Gordon Groper.

 

[Thyunda]

Robocock >_>

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Hadrian Steel. "Behold my Roman iron."

 

[v3n0mat3]

Winnie the Poo-hole

 

[TheKruzdawg]

"Long Dong Silver"

But if I had to use that middle name/street thing, then my pornstar name is...

..."Vincent Neerings", not sure if that's upperclass or plain fucking retarded.

Sounds like you'd only be in very classy porn.

My "middle name + street name" porn name is: Robert Cranberry (yeesh).

As for one that I make up myself... Buff McDuff

 

[Epilepsy]

Huggies. My name would be Huggies.

That... has some bro...

Isn't the deal something like your first pet and street you grew up in? In which case i'd be "church tiger"

...huh...

Still if i could choose it'd be something like Mandew McSexbeast, and that's not much better.

EDIT: ninja'd...

 

[Brodis]

Rod Hard. Simple and, personally, quite bad ass

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

My real name. 'Cause I'm a rebel. And I'm no fun.

 

[AetherWolf]

Randi Spandi.

I just made that up on a whim with my nickname... <.<

 

[Laser Priest]

BIG FUCK!

No, I'd probably go with Ralphonso The Magnificent.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

You know the game where you take your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on for your porn name?

Mine is Jason Singletree.

so I'd go with that.

Christ, that makes me Joseph Tower Bridge

OT: Longschlong Silvers. I could dress up as a pirate and make pirate jokes!

"Yaaarrrr, I'm about to blow me cannon!" "I got me hands on some booty!" "All hands on dick!"
Wow, I think I am going to hell for that...

EDIT: Just an FYI, ya'll might want to give reasons in order not to get a warning for low content.

 

[Thundero13]

Underage Ugly Guy, the only views i'd get are from people with lots of weird fetishes, or I could do furry porn and nobody would know, so Big Macintosh I am sorry for putting the idea of My Little Pony porn into your head...

 

[Elementlmage]

Well following the time honored convention of: Name of 1st cat= First Name, and Name of First Street you remember living on= Last Name; I would be:

Ned McLure

 

[Murais]

Mister Sister Fister.

I'll fist your sister.

EDIT:

That game with the middle and street name makes me;

Robert Parsons Hill

Makes me sound like I should do porn with a monocle.

 

[Inkidu]

Meatrod McActionfist.

 

[Kanatatsu]

Berry.

Berry McCockiner

Nicely done.

 

[Annoying Turd]

Chosen One

 

[djangosigma]

Womb Raider