If you were in porn, what would your name be?

[Brutal Peanut]

Spoiler: Instantly reminded of this:

 

[duktapeman90]

Dr. Dick. My friend is Cpl. Cock. We're rival porn stars.

 

[Saucycarpdog]

The Rhinoceros.

Be afraid.

 

[CJ1145]

Bar Patron #4. I'd never hit the big time

But if we're being fantastical here then it'd be Solomon Sexhands, because my hands are the softest anything anywhere.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Mine would be (by porn star rules) Michael Edinburgh... sounds kinda classy you think?

If I could just choose anything I wanted though I'd go for Jack The Lad, just because.

 

[redisforever]

Cock.

Captain Cock.

Army porn, you see.


Yeah, I know that was terrible.

Probably something like "Skinny Nerdy guy" who inexplicably gets to have sex with a really good looking girl, and then get beat up by her big boyfriend.

 

[Kanatatsu]

Le Boner Mystérieuse

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

Dick Bastardy. Why? Because.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Sweet Chariot, because i swing low *wink*

 

[Broady Brio]

Georgicus Broadicus.

A mixture between naked, ripped men, ready for war and my name.

 

[StormShaun]

Mario the Plumber, rescuing the princess from her castle all day, everyday.

 

[punkrocker27]

Presenting The Mr. Bedroom Goon

 

[Tibs]

Tibs probably.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Going by the middle name street name thing.... Mohd Jalan Panglima.....
yes, that's a keeper

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Kelly from philly.

 

[PixelKing]

Moonlight Suckarthur.

I like ripping the classics.