If you were infected by radioactive waste and got a superpower, which would you least want?

[lasherman]

the wierdass discoloration in skin and misfigured body

The power to be Michael Jackson?

 

[BuckminsterF]

the power to talked to animals, SQUIRRELS NEVER SHUT UP!

 

[ironmace2.0]

To be able to walk through any object (you would fall through the floor) it would suck...

 

[Death8338]

the power to talked to animals, SQUIRRELS NEVER SHUT UP!

the squirrels are after me! they think im nuts!

 

[Magnatek]

The power to Falcon Punch everyone I touch.

are you kidding Falcon Punch powers would be awesome!

I think Fanusc101 meant just making contact with anyone and anything would result in a Falcon Punch. Very bad, for multiple reasons, especially if it's the Falcon Punch from the F-Zero anime.

 

[Geekmaster]

The power of being less funny than Seinfeld.

 

[veloper]

Super regeneration that prevents you from dying.

Seems great at first, but you got an eternity to look forward to, alone in a cold and ever expanding universe.