If you were jesus, how would you go about things?

[Mrsoupcup]

I would explain why statement like "God Bless America" go against everything he taught.

 

[Faux Furry]

If I were Jesus, I'd go around starting fights with people then tell them to turn the other cheek so I can bruise that one up, too. After I'm done having my fun, I'd turn some water into wine for them, heal their wounds and tell them that their attempts to disobey my commandment to "Take This!" are all forgiven...then punch them harder the next time.

 

[thylasos]

Also, a fair bit more of his "Abracadabra, Bulgarian Shiraz!" routine.

 

[Blemontea]

Take a piss in a river then turn it into lemonade... then back to water... THEN INTO COKA COLA and keep it that way.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Let's pretend that you are Jesus in the supernatural sense, like walking on water etc. How would you go about things?

Personally I'd get heaps of followers and crowd surf everywhere. Get some angels on electric guitars and go crazy. What would you do?

[sub]That pun was unintentional[/sub]

I would tell my followers to chill out, have a beer, and have some good sex.

Yeah, fuck holiness and miracles. I don't want to be very famous or be looked upon as the son of God, because then everyone would try to exploit their relationship with me.