If you were there at the Comic Con protest, what would your sign say?

[gothsheep]

No no no. Guys, you have to understand the angle at work here. If you put 'your religion is bad', they win. You're reinforcing them by trying to stoop even lower than them. That gains them momentum. The trick is to undermine. Here are some signs:

MY SIGN IS A DUCK *sign shaped like a rubber duck*

PLEASE TELL ME I'M RELEVANT

GODZILLA JUDGES YOU UNWORTHY (Next to a sign of Godzilla looking Godzillay)

MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED

I HAVE A PHD IN THIS

I TOOK THE DAY OFF OF WORK TO DO THIS

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

DOING THIS IS STILL MORE FUN THAN WATCHING AIRBENDER

BUY 2, GET 1 FREE!

 

[Shemming]

<--------what he said.

im unorigional.

 

[Gigano]

"I know you think Jesus died for your sins, but do you have to abuse the privilege?"

Or just "Believe in the path of Raistlin!"

 

[teebeeohh]

darth Vader costume and " I find your lack of faith disturbing"

"Jesus, beam me up"

 

[gothsheep]

Just trust me on this. Don't use the occasion to springboard into your own anti-Christian rant. You will lose that fight. Be zen about this. Don't meet force with force, use their momentum against them.

You're the internet hate machine. Don't try and out-zealot the zealots. Instead, out-troll them.

 

[Nickolai77]

BY THE NINE DIVINES, A PROTEST!!!

 

[wooty]

"If any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me"

failing that

"Anyone know where the re-union is taking place?"

 

[Biosophilogical]

"We'd damn you to the fiery depths at the command of our overlords but we don't love you that much."

Yes, that is a companion cube reference and doubles by saying that they love us but simply won't admit it.

EDIT: I need a shorter version of that ...

EDIT2: Ooh! ... "Did GLADOS send you???"

 

[The Warden]

"Where is the bathroom?"

 

[dalek sec]

"The Emperor protects!"

Now I just need some hard ass Commissars and Sister's of battle to help me out with the signs and what not.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

Just trust me on this. Don't use the occasion to springboard into your own anti-Christian rant. You will lose that fight. Be zen about this. Don't meet force with force, use their momentum against them.

You're the internet hate machine. Don't try and out-zealot the zealots. Instead, out-troll them.

No no no. Guys, you have to understand the angle at work here. If you put 'your religion is bad', they win. You're reinforcing them by trying to stoop even lower than them. That gains them momentum. The trick is to undermine.

And who the fuck made you the master of humourous signs? Take your Mr. Miyagi bullshit and shove it up your ass.

...Welcome to the Escapist, by the way. We aren't all dicks.

 

[crudus]

Spoiler: maybe this

or

"And the nerds shall inherit the Earth"

 

[Zeromaeus]

"Kratos hates everyone"
or
"Master X hates reploids"
or
"All hail Raptor Jesus"
or
"Objection"
or
"Hold it"
or
"Kamina Died For Our Sins"
or
"Lord Haruhi demands entertainment"
or
"Lol, i troll U"
or something like that.

 

[gothsheep]

Just trust me on this. Don't use the occasion to springboard into your own anti-Christian rant. You will lose that fight. Be zen about this. Don't meet force with force, use their momentum against them.

You're the internet hate machine. Don't try and out-zealot the zealots. Instead, out-troll them.

No no no. Guys, you have to understand the angle at work here. If you put 'your religion is bad', they win. You're reinforcing them by trying to stoop even lower than them. That gains them momentum. The trick is to undermine.

And who the fuck made you the master of humourous signs? Take your Mr. Miyagi bullshit and shove it up your ass.

...Welcome to the Escapist, by the way. We aren't all dicks.

I can't stop you from shooting yourself in the foot if you're really deadset on it. I'm just here to tell you how not to be self-defeating, and then make you feel stupid when you are anyway.

 

[Gigano]

dude... this is degrading just too look at...

I think a lot of groups will find what's written in the bible to be most degrading to them as well.

Not every single Christian as extreme, misguided, and hypocritical as those...

Certainly not! Whether that's because of 100 % true dogmatic Christianity, or in spite of it, is up for debate though.

OT: "Are you guys here for the Jesus vs. Bayonetta fight too?"

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Go in a giant cube with harts on it and a sign poking out saying
"I will not stab you!"

 

[Biosophilogical]

Alternatively, we could have neutral signs like "I respect your right to freedom of speech" or "Hi, how are you today?"

Alternatively alternatively, we could have signs that betray an overly optimistic, nearing-on-insanity, signs like "We know you do this because you love us" or "My miltank brings all the boys to the yard, because my God is better than yours" and have a picture of a miltank (you could replace miltank with any character at comic-con with a name similar to milkshake).

 

[Chrono212]

Spoiler: Probably this

 

[CheckD3]

Charismatic Stallions unite