If you were to commit a murder, where would it be?

[TheRightToArmBears]

You think I'm about to tell you that? Police have gotten lazy, I see.

[sub]In an alley behind a club, just like usual. Where else?[/sub]

 

[Drake_Dercon]

Vatican city... in the biggest basilica I could find, while a choir was singing and with blood god powers. And I'd have it filmed.

The camera would zoom out on their corps after red fire-blood energy had picked them up and horribly mutilated them. The choir would be singing something very solemn and coincidentally the victim would have been the hero that could have saved the world from my aforementioned blood god powers.

 

[LostAlone]

Surely 'wherever whoever I want to kill sleeps' is the best bet from the perspective of actually getting the job done ?

Failing that, somewhere very tall and no safety rails. A good push, and then swear blind he fell.

 

[Detective Paul]

In a packaging factory one push into a big mashing machine and no one will find any evidence.

 

[Jackhorse]

The house of someone I despised? Maybe I'm being a little obvious.

Ok I'm going for half way through a bse jump inside an elevator shaft then.

 

[TeeBs]

If you were to commit a murder, where would it be?
For me- The Moon.

Wyoming. The only place I can think of that has fewer people living in it than have ever been to the goddamned moon.

Seriously, if you've never been, you wouldn't understand. You can toss a body over the slight rolling hill about 15 feet away from the interstate, and NOBODY WOULD EVER FIND IT.

Well this is awkward...

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW WE DON'T ALL RIDE HORSES TOO SCHOOL.*

Now I won't be able to reply to yall city folk because my computers running out of power and I'm almost out of corn, but when the next corn harvest comes around Imma gonna give you such a verbal ruslin

*Some of the poorer people have to ride sheep.

 

[Canid117]

In my town, because every murder here has gone unsolved.

Thats a little freaky.

Ancient curse style freaky.

 

[whtkid6969]

In the Panthnon, no one would be able to tell if the guy wearing all reds bleeding, he'd just look like hes asleep

 

[Sjakie]

Does it have to be murder? i prefer maiming and torture.

Anyway, it would be in the zoo...where i push that whining/yelling/crying child over the fence @ the bearpit while nobody is looking! (entertainment for the masses)

 

[Aris Khandr]

On a boat, in international waters. Probably involving quick-drying cement, for easy disposal of the body.

 

[manaman]

Wyoming. The only place I can think of that has fewer people living in it than have ever been to the goddamned moon.

Seriously, if you've never been, you wouldn't understand. You can toss a body over the slight rolling hill about 15 feet away from the interstate, and NOBODY WOULD EVER FIND IT.

North Dakota is worse. I've actually never been because there's nothing to do there. Sometimes I doubt it actually exists. I mean, have you ever actually met anyone from North Dakota?

I have. One person, and only one person. I think she sounded suspiciously Canadian. I am thinking North Dakota is part of a Canadian conspiracy to take over the US.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

Justin Beiber's Mansion.

He'd be the victim.

His Housemaid would be passing me the hardest, sharpest objects she could find around the house whilst shouting "THANK YOU SENOR MARTEEEEEN, YOU HAVE FINALLY BROUGHT JOY TO MILLIONS WORLDWIDE AND MYSELF BY KEEEELING THAT SQUEAKEEEE LEEEEETLE BASTADDDDD!"

 

[Athol]

Spoiler: Me, I'd do it in a pigsty. Those animals will eat anything.

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

You wouldnt happen to know/be related to Robert "Willie" Pickton would you?

OT: Near an active volcano, good luck getting evidence out of molten rock.

 

[standokan]

I'd do it in a jail cell a 'la Law Abiding Citizen

So... does that mean you'd T bone the sucker, or just blow him up.

OT:In the pentagon, that would be awesome.

 

[gothicboris]

On Youtube for all to see as i torture and finally kill Jedward

I would be honoured to be an accessory to this murder.
OT- The local airsoft range. I could shoot someone with a silenced pistol in there and no one would know who fired the shot.

Hmm i say we combine our efforts. And when we are sucessful move on to that diabolical Bieber.

 

[infohippie]

The freeway, because damn some of those drivers deserve it.