First off, I wouldn't, just to make that perfectly clear.
If I had to, I guess maybe a shoggoth, just for lols.
You didn't say what circumstances made me do so, and therefore neither how I accquired the costume. And it would be freaking AWESOME.
Alright, if you want something physically possible, Scorpion from Mortal Kombat doesn't sound bad.
Although, I've always kinda wanted his spear in real life. That thing would just be awesome to carry around, despite how it defies physics and how I'd probably never use it.
Unless someone broke into my house of course...
WARNING: Gore
If I had to, I guess maybe a shoggoth, just for lols.

You didn't say what circumstances made me do so, and therefore neither how I accquired the costume. And it would be freaking AWESOME.
Alright, if you want something physically possible, Scorpion from Mortal Kombat doesn't sound bad.

Although, I've always kinda wanted his spear in real life. That thing would just be awesome to carry around, despite how it defies physics and how I'd probably never use it.
Unless someone broke into my house of course...
WARNING: Gore
