If you were to get a life-sized figurine of any fictional character...

[mstieler]

Alexstrasza (in dragon-form) from WoW. Preferably with wings outstretched, because the neighborhood could use some shade.

 

[Danzavare]

Even though my partner would kick me hard because of it. <.<;

Edit: I changed my mind, I don't like being kicked.

Kitsune Blademaster~! My favourite mtg card~!

 

[vectorspyke]

I would have to ask for GORT. Probably the 2009 version due to the sheer intimidation factor.

As an aside I would give a limb for one of the bronze life size Dovahkiin statues.

 

[idodo35]

dex-star (red lantern cat see my avatar)i know im sacrafising size on this one but its a cat with a power ring of rage who flies in space killing alien scums... nuff said!

or bleez same reasons for previous one minus cat plus incredibly hot...

 

[aba1]

Jessica Rabbit, if you be so kind.

seconded!!!

as if there is any other choice

 

[natster43]

Either Mario from Mario, or Chuck Greene or Frank West from Dead Rising, They are awesome. Or, to be creepy, Mileena from Mortal Kombat, with a removable veil.

 

[Slvrwolfen]

Amaterasu from Okami for me, thanks.

 

[Ldude893]

A turret from Portal and Portal 2, preferably if it had working speech and a red laser pointer.

 

[Jackhorse]

Definitely the Joker.
I'd have him sat at the far end of the sofa in the classic pose from the Killing Joke where he's idly sitting in the circular booth atop a mound of broken baby dolls. Relaxed, cane in hand and a sininister perverse grin on his face. He'd kick so much ass without even lifting a finger.

EDIT: How was I not ninja'd? Come on Escapist he's the goddam Joker! Also maybe the TF2 sniper pointing his rifle out of my window just to give any passing political figures a fright.

 

[silver wolf009]

Oh, Discord, without a doubt. He'd be made by McFarlane toys, and I'd ride on his back.

 

[Christopher Dudgeon]

Liara T'Soni!

Gotta love the Asari

 

[BlackEagle95]

THE BLACK HAND HAVE ARRIVED!

One mission. One purpose.
...
To awesome-ify my room.

 

[Matt King]

How about a life sized Balrog?

I'll take a life-size elite from Halo : Reach. Because they stand about 9 foot and are totally awesome.

http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=picture-gallery-102 4th picture down, life sized elite Halloween costume, it is made of win

 

[GeneWard]

Liberty Prime, but only if he could talk.
"DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM!"
I would also like him to breathe fire after every time he said something, if possible. Otherwise Rainbow Dash, because she would brighten up my room.

 

[Sparrow]

After a lot of careful thought...
Garrus from Mass Effect.
Just because.
Oh, okay, because it would be awesome.

I second this. No longer would I be alone with my Batman obsession nor with my ability to carefully insert sexual puns into the most mundane of conversations!

[sup]Seriously though, that shit would be awesome.[/sup]

 

[Shock and Awe]

I want to say Master Chief, because it would be seven feet tall and just look freaking badass.

 

[Polarni]

Death from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series
or
Sauron from LoTR
or
any Space Marine

 

[theheroofaction]

Feraligatr.
In it's gaping maw there should be a pump, making pure water flow through it's jaws. This is to make it look like it's salivating.

 

[Macgyvercas]

*looks at avatar*

Do you REALLY need me to specify which character I'd pick by now? Really, guys?