If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Sacman]

For nonstop dancing...

 

[Zirat]

For elipses abuse!

 

[Sacman]

For being dead...

 

[Zirat]

... for being contagious...

 

[Sacman]

For improper dancing in the middle of the street...

 

[BoosterGold]

For Being OUTRAGEOUS!!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

for carpet bombing the wrong village strategic target

 

[Zeromaeus]

For science! If I freeze Spartan armor and then hit with fire, will it met?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

he cost me 20 quid when he beat a large bloke in an underground street fight

 

[Timotei]

Their wish of a happy Halloween fails to hide their true intentions...

 

[Zeromaeus]

With a towel for obvious reasons. Seriously, you're out in public! Cover thine-self.

 

[Sacman]

For not watching Serial Experiments Lain... the greatest thing evar created, second only to fancy cheeses that is...

 

[Zeromaeus]

After saying "Help yourself to these fabulous French cheeses and whines... in Hell... after you are le killed... by moi."
It would be wrong not to at that point.
-cookie for reference-

 

[Timotei]

For not handing over the fancy hat.

 

[Sacman]

For being ninja'd...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

cause I don't like your avatar

 

[Zeromaeus]

To test his magic resistance.
-writes on paper 'very low'-

 

[Timotei]

Because their avatar need a slight more detail.

 

[Sacman]

because she's naked and I would totally hit that... predictable joke...

 

[Timotei]

Because they would physically assault a woman and thus is no gentleman.