If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For being all badass and shit!

 

[Steppin Razor]

For not being all badass and shit.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For teasing me!

 

[Steppin Razor]

For being the subject of a minor teasing.

 

[Scde2]

For teasing me to tears. //_;

 

[Steppin Razor]

For crying. Real men don't cry, they commit a murder-suicide when they are wronged

Ignore that, the team of specially assembled psychiatrists that help to keep me in line keep telling me that I shouldn't tell people that.

 

[Scde2]

For saying that I should act like real men!

 

[Steppin Razor]

For not acting like a real man.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For needing to lift weights while eating bacon!

 

[Steppin Razor]

For lifting bacon and eating weights. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For refusing to pay my dentist bills!

 

[Steppin Razor]

For having dentist bills. YOU DON'T DESERVE GOOD TEETH!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

FOR MAKING ME FEEL USELESS! *Runs off sobbing*

 

[Steppin Razor]

For feeling useless! And for crying! And for many other reasons!

[HEADING=1]MEGA-BITCHSLAP![/HEADING]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

FOR BEING AN ABUSER!
*FALCON PUNCH!*

 

[Steppin Razor]

For Falcon Punching me. Was that really necessary?
*collapses from pain of Falcon Punch*

 

[TheDoctor455]

To steal that awesome mask!

EDIT:
For Ninja'ing me!

 

[Steppin Razor]

For being ninja'd.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For doing me proud.

 

[Steppin Razor]

For hitting me because I did them proud.

Why would you hit me for that..? *starts crying*