If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Scde2]

For eating old prunes!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For hitting old ladies!

 

[Scde2]

For spreading national socialism to a store near you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For selling national socialism in a store near you!

 

[Scde2]

For being part of a nutritious breakfast.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For having an unbalanced lunch!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For having a badge order that can be read as: "Predator is kinged by Neo at the Podium."

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For being obsessed with badges!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Banned for being jealous.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being obsessed with badges!

Not obsessed, I just like turning them into somewhat humorous sentences.

OT:
For making me find your glasses, after you had taken them off and thrown them into a sewer full of broken class and barbed wire.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For hogging all the licorice!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For throwing the licorice at me in the first place!

 

[Dango]

For siding with South Africa in World War VI.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For telling me about something that hasn't happened yet, and thus screwing up the timeline.

 

[Dango]

For being the classiest goose in the nest.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For exposing yourself in public.

 

[Dango]

Foe being the busiest bee in the hive.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For having a badge order that I can't make a funny sentence out of.

 

[Dango]

For trying to make a funny sentence out of my badge order.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not choosing a badge order that lends itself to funny sentences.