If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Scde2]

Because his match probably didn't go well.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because it wasn't even a match, just friendly club games but trying and being asked multiple times to play "just one more game" is a terrble fucking idea when you have a cold >_< (and breathe).

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because i don't have anything better to do

 

[Best of the 3]

Because he screams victim.

 

[Scde2]

Because he is the reason I have a sore butt today.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because he hude my screams

 

[Best of the 3]

Because I can't be bothered to give a reason.

 

[Scde2]

Because I need more frosting.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because he can make it for himself.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because hes weeker than me

 

[Best of the 3]

But didn't you have to borrow whole limbs just to survive. I don't think I had that problem.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because he brings up the past

 

[Best of the 3]

Because without a past there would be no future.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because he run out of cake

 

[Best of the 3]

SO I can throw tea in his face instead.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because i wanted coffee

 

[Best of the 3]

Beacause he is smaller than me.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because my face makes me evil

 

[TheDoctor455]

For that idiotic reasoning.

 

[Scde2]

For being too offended from being called a smurf.