If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Dango]

Because eye patches went out of style months ago.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because I like my eye patch.

 

[Dango]

For liking his eye patch. If you like it so much then why don"t just marry it?

 

[Best of the 3]

Because he wouldn't give his blessing even if I wanted to marry an eye patch.

 

[Dango]

For being so devilishly handsome.

 

[Best of the 3]

For having Fuko as an avatar...


*shed a tear*

 

[Dango]

Because seeing other people crying makes me cry, and I'm not in the mood to cry.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because I wasn't crying, I had something in my eye. >.>

 

[Dango]

For not having and extra set of eyelids that prevents things from getting in your eye.

 

[Best of the 3]

I uh... what?

Because I'm not a cat (boy).

 

[Dango]

For not being a cat (girl).

 

[Best of the 3]

Because I'm not a girl, and neither is my avatar.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because i want your eye patch

 

[Scde2]

Because I am in a bad mood.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Because I am always in a bad mood

 

[Theninja'skatana]

To calm you down

 

[Vakz]

EDIT: For ninjaing me

 

[Hman121]

for wearing white after Labor Day.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you are easily ninja'd.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

For attempting to steal my pokemans.