If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Sacman]

For spilling his drink...<.<

 

[Sacman]

TeeHee...<.<

 

[XThecommander]

For using "<.<" so much.

 

[Sacman]

For not liking emoticons...<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<
<.<

 

[Admiral Stukov]

For spilling his drink...<.<

What a shame.

OT: For being a frakkin' toaster.

 

[Sacman]

For thinking I'm a toaster... I'm so obviously an oven...<.<

 

[Admiral Stukov]

For being a terrible cylon.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because i haven't done it yet today

 

[Sacman]

For having a long name...<.<

 

[Scde2]

For knowing too many memes.

 

[Sacman]

For not liking Soundgarden...<.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To get him out of my way.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For punching my computer.

 

[Scde2]

Because he likes crabcore...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For exclusively listening to emo music.

 

[XThecommander]

For being so evil... O what am I saying? I'm more of a demon than anyone else, hell, I'm the devil himself in a few ways.

 

[Scde2]

For constantly disappearing for weeks at a time, leading me to believe that he is a superhero.

Because he is LEDOUCHE!

 

[XThecommander]

For The Win, enough said, now leave me to some sleep.
Edit:Sorry sir, but that would be my father, and also, I have heard better.
*straightens collar.*
Now then, I command you, torture yourself for eternity!
*Laughs maniaclly*
The only punishment worst than death, is that of living, and humans themselves have proved to torture each other in the most gruesome of ways, wouldn't you say my new ragdoll?

 

[Sacman]

For thinking John Fist is a good name...<.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For repeated offenses.