If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Best of the 3]

Because I can give him my really bad cold and so I might get better faster.

 

[Dango]

Because colds don't work that way.

 

[Dango]

Because he posted a nom'd post...

 

[Best of the 3]

Because I will feel better mentally that way.

 

[Dango]

Because my posts are gettin' nom'd everywhere in this *****.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because I am the one having to retrieve all of his nom'd posts.

 

[Dango]

For hiding cake under his cake.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because he is looking for my cake yet does not want my "cake"

 

[Dango]

For putting his cake in quotes. How silly.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because I don't think he knows what "cake" is but he still wants cake.

 

[Dango]

For thinking I care what "cake" is.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because you really should know what "cake" means otherwise Scde might get some funny ideas.

 

[Dango]

Because he's making me scared of "cake".

 

[Best of the 3]

Because he should be scared of "cake"

 

[Dango]

For not telling me what "cake" is.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because that means he hasn't read all of the posts on his Bed thread.

 

[Dango]

For bringing up my bed thread in a different thread.

 

[Best of the 3]

For ignoring his bed thread in the first place.

 

[Dango]

For posting in it way too many times for me to keep track.

 

[Best of the 3]

For not keeping track from the start to keep himself up to date.