If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[AwesomeExpress]

For the exercise.

 

[TheDoctor455]

To see it would finally kill Professor Farnesworth.

 

[Scde2]

To beat the blue back into him.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For not being
being?...

 

[Scde2]

For shouting "SKIRTS" randomly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For trying to fit me back into some odd colorist fantasy you have.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For being an anti-colorite.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

For hiding a Zerg in your left back pocket.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For hiding my former Protoss avatar in your briefcase.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being boring and static.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For changing too fast and confounding any kind of image coherence.

 

[Scde2]

For being an inferior Smurf/Na'vi hybrid.

 

[Steppin Razor]

For being so damned fun to hit.

 

[Scde2]

For being so mean to me. //_;

 

[Steppin Razor]

For being so fun to be mean to.

 

[Gamegodtre]

to stop her from moving

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being an inexpressive piece of paper.

 

[Subzerowings]

For having had his subtitle changed way before there was a publisher's club.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For making false statements.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being mean.