If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[scorptatious]

Because of my jealously and hate, which keeps me alive for hundreds of years.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you don't need to live on a diet of jealousy and hate to live forever.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For hating and being jealous despite not needing to!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For assuming that I do either.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being insufferable!

 

[Scde2]

For insanity!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

My therapist recommends hitting at least three people per day.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because the word "therapist" is just one slip of a finger away from "the rapist".

 

[TheDoctor455]

To make you spill your drink.

 

[Scde2]

To make you stare at me like what your avatar is doing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

To say hello.

 

[Scde2]

To tell him that I love him.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For making me suspicious.

 

[Scde2]

To let him know that I despise him.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being so contradictory.

 

[Scde2]

To apologize to him.

 

[Sacman]

To show him who the alpha male is...<.<

 

[Eumersian]

For ninjaing me twice, the ************.

Also, because it makes me feel like I have a huge penis.

 

[Sacman]

To make his post appear...<.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To fight to assert dominance!