If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Fawcks]

To work the wrinkles out.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I hate dogs.

 

[Scde2]

Because he abuses animals.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because he likes verbal abuse.

 

[Fawcks]

Because I love her.

I hit you... Because I love you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because of that furry avatar.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't know why?!?!?!??!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My hand slipped.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get away from me Hail Fire, I can't control myself!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you ate all the pie.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you ate all of the pie and tried to pin it on me!

 

[Roamin11]

Because its 11 days till Christmas

Two back hands, I'm very sure you've been naughty this year!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being the Mouth of Sauron.

 

[TheDoctor455]

....

 

[Roamin11]

Because you dubble posted without hitting yourself!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For wanting me to hit myself!

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

To get you to buy our new mango smoothies.

SUBMIT!!

 

[neoontime]

Because I think Jack is a creep and he should have died already.

 

[LogicNProportion]

For seemingly just discovering an ancient weebl song.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For singing it.