If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[AwesomeExpress]

For messing your pants!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not inviting me over.

O_O I regret not inviting you after seeing your new profile picture...

You have successfully deterred me from visiting your household.

OT: For turning green whilst I was away.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

For being a robot.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

For not making my post appear.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

For making posts appear.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

For being a combo of random things.

 

[Scde2]

For firing the super electro magnetic shrapnel cannon.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

For being the only one capable of summoning Jesus Messiah

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trying to take my soul despite the fact it is long gone.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For losing your soul a long time ago! You should have waited for the discount.

 

[Scde2]

For dancing the night and day away.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For breaking the moon.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For crashing the moon into my living room.

 

[Scde2]

For blaming other people.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For eroding my fingerprints.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For taking all the goat cheese.

 

[Scde2]

For forcing goats to eat their own cheese.

 

[ksn0va]

For not being edible

 

[Dr.Susse]

For ruining my egg salad.

 

[Scde2]

For thinking his egg salad was a salad at all.