If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For being a regular stalker.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For being an irregular stalker!

 

[Scde2]

For having irregular bowel syndrome!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For spying on the condition of my bowels!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that I had a choice.

 

[Sacman]

For not having a choice...<.<

 

[Scde2]

For never giving me any choices... >_>

 

[Sacman]

For thinking I would give him choices...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For never giving choices.

 

[Scde2]

For preferring no choices at all.

 

[Sacman]

For not liking cats...<.<

 

[Scde2]

For making a pun about my sexual orientation... >_>

 

[Sacman]

For having a dirty mind... I honestly meant literal cats...<.<

 

[Scde2]

For trying to act innocent... >_>

 

[Sacman]

For not being innocent...<.<

 

[Scde2]

For preying on the innocent... >_>

 

[Sacman]

For helping me prey on the innocent...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For playing on the guilty.

 

[Sacman]

For preying on my engrish...<.<

 

[Scde2]

To make him Saclessman.