If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Scde2]

For persecuting yellow people.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

FORALLCAPS!

Probably...!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For looking at me with his headlights.

 

[Scde2]

For insulting my hair.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For punching me in the soul.

 

[Scde2]

For punching me in the chest.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For punching me in the heart.

 

[Scde2]

For punching me in the eye.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For picking a fight with my fishies.

 

[Scde2]

For jogging with Rose O'Donnell.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For thinking that landwhales jog.

 

[Scde2]

For not realizing how far some will go for some donuts.

 

[Robert632]

For jumping off a cliff to avoid being hit by me.

 

[Sacman]

For going far for donuts...<.<

 

[IamQ]

For thinking that you can go too far for doughnuts.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not simply giving others doughnuts.

 

[Sacman]

Because I found this yesterday and I think they should see it... mostly because it's creepy as hell...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For being a doughnut.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For thinking with your brain!

 

[Scde2]

For using the jelly!