If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Scde2]

For caring that I don't care.

 

[Sacman]

For caring that I care about their not caring...

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

For being indifferent.

Moo.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For mooing out of turn.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For being a moonazi.

 

[Dango]

Because I mistook for something I would normally punch.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For trying to hide the truth!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not being able to handle the truth.

 

[Eumersian]

For referencing movies.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not referencing movies! And for orphans everywhere!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking you're more awesome than my express.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For trying to make out with my chocolate bunny!

 

[IamQ]

For not revealing where the Express is going!

 

[Athol]

For wearing a stupid red cape.

(Everyone knows that capes should be black)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For assuming to know what everyone knows.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For crash landing in my dreams.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not refueling and repairing my ship!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For punching me in the eye with his lazer cannon.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For making me question whether the Planet Express ship does or does not have a lazer cannon. They might have stuck one on for an episode, but I can't remember. And ...it'd be more of a poke than a punch, wouldn't it? Unless I punched through your eye..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For punching through my eye with the lazor canon I made up on the spot.