If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[StormShaun]

for saying he loves me...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For giving me that weird glare!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For wanting England to become an Imperial power again!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For throwing a moose at me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For dodging it!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For trying to make me befriend a moose!

 

[Sassafrass]

For not befriending that moose,

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a better nature lover than Vaude!

 

[Sassafrass]

For not joining me in befriending nature.

[sup]Every time you ignore nature, a moose goes "Eh." DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR MIND, YOU MONSTAH?![/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For never even seeing a Moose, you hypocrite!

 

[M0rp43vs]

For training purpose

 

[SckizoBoy]

So that I can test out my new scythe.

 

[M0rp43vs]

So I can tell people I punched a winged scythe wielder

captcha:vietnam dresong (does that have any significance?)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For dancing in a minefield!

 

[M0rp43vs]

For luring me into the minefield in the first place

 

[pyramid head grape]

For being in my group of all the places!^^

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

For using me to cross a lava pit

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being used again.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

For using me again.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Because the voices told me to do it.