If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[M0rp43vs]

Because I'm lonely and this is the closest to human social interaction I can get

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because I would rather me here than outside. ^^

 

[Scde2]

For the memories.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because Dr Pepper isn't a real doctor. :O

 

[Scde2]

Because of lies and libel!

 

[TheWishmaster]

[sub]Because the test results proved him to be a horrible person (which in turn verified his birth mothers decision to abandon him on a doorstep) and he ate all the cake intended for Chell. What a monster.[/sub]

 

[pyramid head grape]

For [sub]'ing post. XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For no raisin.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For reasoning with a raisin.

 

[Wintermoot]

,cause I,m a force natua!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For hitting the red button!

 

[Scde2]

For hitting my heart repeatedly.

 

[neoontime]

For a friendly massage.
*pat pat pat*
[h4]Note: the previous onomatopoeia was not to be taken in any strange way. I of course would not do anything of that manner for free. [/h4]

 

[pyramid head grape]

For hating hats you silly being. ^^

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because he knows too much

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because he doesn't know.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because my mother shouldn't be on this site! ^^

 

[DOOM GUY]

Something about spoons, or maybe it was over a card-board box, I still don't know.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For dancing!

 

[DOOM GUY]

FOR SCOTLAND!!!