If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For sneezing on me. Twice.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For failing to say "bless you" ironically.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For doing everything "ironically."

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not being as hip as me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For wearing those glasses.

 

[Scde2]

For reasons beyond human understanding.

 

[Argonian alchemist]

For the continuous bouncing... st- sto- ST- STOP THAT! ST- STOP, STOP, STOP IT, STOP IT!!! AAAAGGGGHHH!!!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

For trying to take my bred.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For misspellingz.

 

[pyramid head grape]

* smack smack smack*

 

[M0rp43vs]

To establish my superiority, Enamoring the others to my no-nonsense brand of ruffianism

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For using my reasoning.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

To see if there's any candy inside you.

 

[neoontime]

I heard there's candy so gimee!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cause it feels good.

[sub]Lion... [/sub]

 

[The Shadowlord]

So I can lower Zapdos's hp and catch it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking this Zapdos's catch rate is normal.

 

[The Shadowlord]

For making me realise the error of my ways.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being terrifyingly new.

 

[The Shadowlord]

For being terrifyingly old.