If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Code Monkey]

Conspiracy to commit grand theft sandvich.

 

[Robert632]

To see how the swollen bits of the goat hurt.

 

[IamQ]

To see him finaly still, and not dancing all the time.

 

[Rasputin1]

They killed my family! And I don't like that sort of thing.

 

[Vrex360]

He's human scum and I forgot my human killing kit.

 

[Queen Michael]

What, you need a reason? Hitting somebody is its own point.

 

[AvsJoe]

For making me think the word "avalanche" was in your username which raised my spirits before I took a closer look. That's as punch-worthy a reason as any.

 

[Rasputin1]

Impersonating himself.

 

[TheSentinel]

He knows what he did.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Is on fire. Maybe if I hit him hard enough, I can beat the flames off him and save his life.

I will hit him because he ninja'd me.

 

[Queen Michael]

Because he's got more posts than me.

 

[IamQ]

Violence. Hit the sinner!

 

[Estoki]

For being stupid enough to put his eyeballs in his hands.