If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because he takes things literally.

 

[steeple]

because it was mine, so why wouldnt I take it?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because I don't think he does...or were you ninja'd.

*hits* >:3

 

[steeple]

because he is mistaken, and is prone to be assaulted by ninjas...

*throws ninja star*

 

[pyramid head grape]

because I can eat ninja stars!

 

[steeple]

because how about these ninja stars?!

*throws magnets*

never gets old

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because ... ??? magnets will do... something >.>

 

[steeple]

because he disrespects the power of magnets!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For thinking everyone's a robot.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Because i feel like there's a Futurama joke in there somewhere but i'm drawing a blank.

 

[Dango]

For escaping from the city.

 

[steeple]

because he's building the city without power-lines!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because he builds bridges to better days!

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because he's buying a stairway to heaven

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

For Losing My Religion.

 

[steeple]

because he started watching my little religion!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because its DevilDriver time!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Because its morphin time!!!

 

[steeple]

because I had the feeling he'd shun his bed again

EDIT: le-ninja'd, but still works

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because its red ranger time!