If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[pyramid head grape]

For hitting the button!!!

 

[neoontime]

Cause cause who could resist the call of the button.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For cheating at bingo!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For playing bingo!

 

[neoontime]

For burning old people.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Because you broke my window.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you burned my house down.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For not have a back-up house.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

For believing in santa.

 

[Ice Car]

Your name is too long. D:

SLAP

 

[The Thinker]

For being too violent.
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN/WOMAN/AMORPHOUS BLOB!

 

[pyramid head grape]

*slaps* take that you stone thing you!

 

[steeple]

for slapping and not hitting like a real man!

*throws bulldozer at pyramid*

 

[pyramid head grape]

For think a real man hits!

[sub]A slap is all you need >:3[/sub]

 

[steeple]

because a real man know...

Spoiler: nothing beats a good overkill...

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because Motorhead are overkill! xD

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because there is a band called Overkill.

 

[steeple]

because they're not bad, but not at the same level as motorhead

 

[Emurlahn]

Because you are .... err... hmmmm .... Because I'M a soulless ginger!

 

[steeple]

because I totally believe you ಠ_ಠ