If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[The Man With the Soap]

Because I find your head offensive!

 

[Sacman]

Because my hand is possessed...

 

[steeple]

because his hand is a dolphin!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because the crab people are too weak! D:

 

[Dango]

Because I'm on a horse.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Because violence is fun.

 

[Dango]

To teach them violence is not fun.

 

[M0rp43vs]

To point out your hypocrisy

 

[steeple]

for being captain obvious, protector of those who shall be protected!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For daring to hit such a noble hero.

 

[steeple]

because this noble hero killed my father and my dog (obviously...)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For making me realize you weren't talking about Captain Oblivious, my idol.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For talking about something!

 

[steeple]

for talking about nothing

 

[pyramid head grape]

For liking peppers! D:

 

[Professor J. Luvwitt]

For disliking peppers!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For fighting the power!

 

[Professor J. Luvwitt]

For having the power!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For not bring it!

 

[Professor J. Luvwitt]

For making grammar Nazis go insane!