If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Dango]

For tax exemptions.

 

[steeple]

because he broke the law!

 

[SckizoBoy]

For stealing my wings...

 

[steeple]

for borrowing my scythe

 

[M0rp43vs]

For stealing my corn

 

[steeple]

for reclaiming his stolen goods!

 

[M0rp43vs]

because Stop right there criminal scum!

 

[steeple]

because nobody breaks the law on my watch!

 

[ThePurpleCube]

Because they should pay with their blood!

 

[Dr Pyramid Head]

Because you've violated the law!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because stop right there criminal scum!

 

[steeple]

Spoiler: because this is not funny, but also related!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Seen it! *hits*

 

[steeple]

good! *smacks*

 

[pyramid head grape]

Take that! *slaps*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because, what else am I going to do with this trout?

 

[pyramid head grape]

For stealing that trout!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For taking away free tv stations!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because in this land I rain supreme!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You're a cloud full of supreme?

Either for being a cloud or for using the incorrect "reign/rain".