If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[IamQ]

For thinking that I do not have it! Well, I actually do! I just want to have a challenge, so I do not use it!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not using resources.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For trying to eat money.

 

[Outcast107]

For staring at me with those creepy red eyes...just..so..damn...creepy.

 

[Scde2]

For trying to eat my fist.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For being a slave to the Prophets.
Edit: for exploiting my lag.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For being so cute

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not being cute enough.

 

[Scde2]

For stealing my internets!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For feeling entitled to internets.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

For thinking they are cute enough

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For taking my internets and saying it was his!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For thinking I kept the internets.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For making me drop the scotch tape I was playing with.

 

[Scde2]

For playing with himself.

 

[the lapalminator]

for being a guy and wearing cat ears

 

[Steppin Razor]

Because it's fun.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For pouring kerosene on my computer.

 

[Glaive_21842]

for eating my cat

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For letting hail eat the poor kitty