If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[steeple]

because I can, and will!

but not now...

 

[staika]

For planning to abandon ship! I can't let you do that son!

 

[steeple]

because I'll have you fed to the sharks if you try and stop me!

 

[staika]

Because There are no sharks in these waters

 

[GrimGrimoire]

for planning murder!
EDIT:
ninjad

 

[staika]

For planning a ninja D:<

 

[GrimGrimoire]

for no reason!

 

[staika]

Spoiler: For thinking of ninjaing me again

 

[steeple]

because I do, pkunk!

 

[GrimGrimoire]

for underestimating my ninja-skills!
EDIT: damn....

 

[staika]

Because I underestimated your ninja skillz >.>

 

[steeple]

because I'm 1337!

 

[staika]

Because I don't get it!

 

[steeple]

that's because you're not 1337! XD

 

[staika]

For flaunting your in a group >.>

 

[steeple]

because that was a weird sentence...

 

[staika]

Because thats what I do >

 

[steeple]

because you do it pretty well...

 

[GrimGrimoire]

because that was no good reason!

 

[steeple]

because neither was yours!