If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[pyramid head grape]

Foraaaa, good work there jim ladd, I be seen good things in yar future! :3

 

[Dango]

Arrr, for I see ye be less than worthy to be a scurvy dog in Davy Jones's locker with that kind of talk!

Ye gunna be walkin' the plank by sun up if ye be unwilling to salt yer timbers and scrub yer tongue:

 

[pyramid head grape]

Foaaar, seen it ta few times laddy! :3

 

[Dango]

Arrrr, for ye ought be loose-toothed to forget the basics of pirate.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For talking like a pirate a day early! And that goes for the lot o' ya!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Foaaar, arrrr I be too drunk lad!

 

[StormShaun]

For being drunk on our anniversary.

 

[Sacman]

For always being drunk...<.<

 

[M0rp43vs]

For not being drunk enough

 

[StormShaun]

For not getting me drunk enough...wait, never mind.

 

[staika]

Fer not goin out with us when we went to tha pub to drink rum and sing like pirates!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Fer take'in all me grog! D<

 

[steeple]

fer making off with me wenches!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Fer not been'in in ma crew! :3

 

[steeple]

because yer crew is as strong as a one legged hound who had both eyes plundered by the sea!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Harrr That be a good one! *Slaps back and drinks more rum*

 

[steeple]

oy! bring me back me rum! *stabs with hammer*

 

[pyramid head grape]

Avast, ye scurvy scum!

 

[Quigglebert]

alas, ye could nay run far enough with me hat, and now with my empty bottle of rum, ye wish yer were neray born lad, now hold still like a good un and we'll make it quick

 

[steeple]

because how by davie-jone's locker did you escape the cells?!