If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[staika]

Because this thread has been brought back!

 

[steeple]

because it couldnt die forever!

 

[staika]

For being gone for an extended period of time!!

 

[steeple]

because if I were here all the time, how could you possibly miss me? XD

 

[staika]

Because you missed my brony transformation!!

 

[steeple]

because I'm sure it involved the shattering of reality, as usual...

 

[staika]

Because true story!

 

[steeple]

Spoiler: because...

 

[staika]

Because my stories are the stuff of legend!

 

[steeple]

for being the great cornholio!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Because there's nothing more satisfying than the sound of someone's head smacking into the ground after you've cracked them upside the skull with a baseball bat.

 

[steeple]

because I like pudding!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Because his reason for hitting me made no sense!

 

[steeple]

because he doesnt understand my logic!

 

[staika]

Because he doesn't make sense!

 

[steeple]

because I dont have to, you're a mongoose!

 

[staika]

Because I'm a ferret not a mongoose D:<

 

[steeple]

quite, mongoose! *smack*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not making me a taco!

 

[staika]

For not rushing to my defense D:<