If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[steeple]

because that's how I roll into town

 

[Dango]

Because I'm gangsta.

 

[Sacman]

For being a hardcore gangsta G...<.<

 

[neoontime]

For niggas not knowing this shit is kawaii.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because no one will play TF2 with me

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you didn't invite me!

 

[Sacman]

because she didn't invite her self...<.<

 

[The Night Angel]

Because their avatar seems like it is trying to induce epileptic attacks

 

[steeple]

Because no one will play TF2 with me

they wont if you wont suggest it!

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Because no one will play TF2 with me

I'll never agree to that! :/

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because you didn't.
(Why? Am I not good enough fo you? well, we'll be together soon. Stay outta my shed...)

 

[Samsont]

Because your shed is made out of WOOD.

 

[Sacman]

Because their wood is made of shed...

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

Because he neglected to invite me to play TF2 with him.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because I don't know how
(Haha,he's a noob. Let's laugh at the noob)

 

[The Night Angel]

Because he laughs at noobs ironically

 

[MammothBlade]

Because he beats writers.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because he lives across the pond.

 

[MammothBlade]

Because he thinks I'm a sitting pond duck. QUACK.

 

[The Night Angel]

Because he quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and yet is not a duck