If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because Whiplash.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

For the crab people!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

For insulting my crab overlords!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I eat crab people for dinner.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because lobster is too expensive.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Because everyone knows crab people and lobstermen are working together in the Crustacean Crew.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I have to go warn the Shrimp men!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Because I am your opponent!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I want to wear a cool deep sea diving suit.

 

[Joshua Cerny]

Because all this talk of water makes me want to pee......on someone.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because he want to be R Kelly.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

For hitting R Kelly.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For dragging Tom Cruise into the closet.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For staying in the closet.

 

[StormShaun]

Because...ugh...BATMAN! *punches*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because Mark Hamil says hi.

 

[neoontime]

Because you post too much.
It's not like I'm jealous of you or anything!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because Tsun.

 

[Jetut]

Because... because... I can't hit that!

 

[neoontime]

Because I already did it since I posted in this thread.