If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[neoontime]

Cause I remember you spelled my name wrong! *Neuro cutting Pinkey Chop of DEATH*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because.

That is the only reason.

 

[MammothBlade]

For being leader of the injustice league... one of my mortal enemies...

*tentacle suffocation*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To fight off the tentacle.

We all know where this is going

 

[MammothBlade]

To finish him off. Dinner!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To stagger him and get into the escape pod.

I always have one, for just such an occasion!

 

[MammothBlade]

To stop him from escaping in his pod.

*crushes pod with tentacles*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To fend off the multiple tentacles while calling the greatest team known to man on his phone

Chuck Norris, Batman, Leonidas and Eddard Stark!

 

[MammothBlade]

To take his phone and dare said team to challenge me.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To take back the phone and place another call to the President, telling him to drop the bomb

Which he does... the F-Bomb

He's got a sense of humor, that one.

 

[MammothBlade]

To take back the phone again and vow to EAT the President.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To get the phone back for the last time and exit the Matrix

 

[MammothBlade]

To force feed him the blue pill.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

To knock the pill out of his hand and then realize...

I know kung-fu

 

[MammothBlade]

To punch him through a wall.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because he punched me through a wall

So it came to this...

 

[neoontime]

You two post too much with each other.
Get a room! or another thread I guess.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because he was three days late from witnessing the epic battle that took place

 

[neoontime]

Epic Battle? I read something about tentacles! More like creepy japanese anime porn!
Punch for lying to me.

 

[neoontime]

Fool! A suplex is a grab not a hit! *Ignorance bladed pinky chop*
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