If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Brendan Stepladder]

For having a grouchy avatar.

 

[Evil Smurf]

for not having nyan cat

 

[neoontime]

FOR HAVING NYAN CAT!

 

[neoontime]

You will get your sexy on!
Don't make me take the chains out!

 

[Evil Smurf]

for having chains

 

[neoontime]

For making me tie you up!

 

[Evil Smurf]

for having a gimp suit. ewwwww put that away man!

 

[neoontime]

Aww, I know you like it.
*Takes out big purple dild......Ok Imma ease back a little

 

[Evil Smurf]

I find the idea of a house cat and lion having sex incredibly funny. I don't know why

 

[neoontime]

For not finding it sexy!
*smacks ambiguously*
that makes sense right?

 

[Evil Smurf]

sexy....mmmmmmm
*spanks with feather duster*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because kinky.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because what fun is it going mad with power unless you can psychically harm people?

 

[Evil Smurf]

because I want to eat your face......

 

[neoontime]

because I want to eat you up,
no seriously, your body is made of a pop tart.

 

[neoontime]

Ha, you have admitted emotional weakness!
*Manly SMASH!!!